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WTH?! Man Says Domino’s Pizza Burned Him When He Had Sex With It: Company Responds

Source: The Huffington Post

Have you recently burned yourself having sex with a pizza? Was that pizza from Domino’s? If so, you’re in luck: the good folks behind the chain’s Twitter feed will be happy to help you out. Just check out the incredible exchange below for proof:

.@Dominos_UK HELLO I’VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.

— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014

@NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office – comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.

— Domino’s Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

.@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?

— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

— Domino’s Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

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